Dumb jokes. . .

I know they're certainly not for everyone, but they CAN add some spunk to an otherwise dreary day (as it has been here where I live).

These are a couple of jokes I randomly came up with yesterday and this afternoon, and since I'm clearly grasping at straws for what to post, I'll share them with the cold, humorless depths of cyberspace:

1) Q. What is the shape of an empty parrot cage?
A. A polygon!

2) Q. What do horses say to their misbehaving offspring?
A. "Stop that foalishness!"

Pretty awful, I agree, but in some petty way I'm sort of proud of them. :-)